hey, i guess i made a blog or whatever. name's robbie. robbie v. i'm in a band, i play guitar. it's pretty cool, i guess.


((okay so, i love all you guys, but i’m sure you’ve noticed that robbie and i haven’t been very active recently. at all.

mostly, this has been because of robbie’s difficulty bringing himself into a healthy enough state to interact with anyone.

as of late, even the thought of logging onto this blog has sent him into panic attacks.

so, until further notice, i am declaring this account “deleted”. we may come back at some point, but it doesn’t seem likely. i’m not actually deleting the blog, incase we ever feel like looking through it or (possibly) picking back up.

it was a good run, and robbie really enjoyed talking to you guys. we’ll miss you!))

3 months ago with 4 notes



pulsing pustule.

Goddammit, Robbie, I’m changing the subject to something not gross.

I finally taught Tesla how to sit and stay over the weekend. Now he leaves me alone whenever I bring snacks into the bedroom.

sweet. dog knows some tricks. now teach him to play dead but really overdramatically like actors in a shakespeare play. 

3 months ago with 54 notes



what about pustule? because i think that’s worse, tam.

Pustule is totally okay because even though it’s gross as fuck at least it’s not /moving/. Lumps and shit shouldn’t move, Robs. That’s the worst.

pulsing pustule.

3 months ago with 54 notes






Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

3 months ago with 608,492 notes


You know what’s cool about Gordon Ramsey on Kitchen Nightmares

when he goes to restaurants that serve a specific country’s cuisine like Indian or Cuban and something about the food isn’t right, he doesn’t try to step in and fix the food himself, but rather he brings in a trained chef of that country of origin to revamp the menu 

3 months ago with 838 notes

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don’t worry, you’ll always be number one on my “people to talk to” list.

exactly. gross as shit. gushing, moist, regurgitate, gargling, bulbous, phlegm, gurgling… gross words. 

Just like you’ll always be my number one best friend forever and ever. 

Totally not words you should use at the dinner table. There’s a reason Mom never asks Dad how his day at work was, especially if we know Mr Determined came in for a check up. I think “pulsing” is my least favorite word in the world. 

what about pustule? because i think that’s worse, tam.

3 months ago with 54 notes

oh yeah, guess now’s a good time to say that that whole fight between dipshit and i was our april fools day joke. 

probably not a very good one, but we couldn’t think of anything better. sorry, guys. i’ll actually have something good next year.

3 months ago with 0 notes


I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.


my physics teacher loves april fools day

Tagged: #tech for tam